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Today, I was driving home from an airport. On the way home, I got a flat tire. Once I was outside the car I realized that I had accidentally locked the car with the keys inside. I was in the middle of nowhere 20 miles from anywhere and couldn't call for help since my phone was in the car. FML

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well, you obviously made it out of that situation fine since you could get online to post this.

#9 - On 01/02/2010 at 4:27am by rachexl

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bust the fucking window open.

#2 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:32am by betseyville

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