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Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by ParanoidFreak (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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What I've learned from FML: If I ever find a woman's belongings, I'm better off just keeping them because the moment I try to give it back to her I'm automatically trying to rape/kill her.

#8 - On 12/31/2009 at 10:47am by newman882

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What on earth made him "creepy"? Try judging people less on their appearance.

#41 - On 12/31/2009 at 2:51pm by AmeOwl

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