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Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by 20 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Your friends are serious assholes, and that's a really shitty thing they did. It sounds like they almost planned it that way. I'd say throw the party anyway...invite family, neighbors, whoever the hell else you can think of. Open invitation, cheers to new friends! =]

#3 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:11am by cjammer

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*air Hug* i love you (:

#8 - On 12/31/2009 at 3:37am by BaBiiSpAnKy821

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