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Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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this happened to me about oh 30 yrs ago. My dad gets back from a tour of Germany, brings back my older sister a ton of stuff, brings back mom stuff. For me? well he forget and he told me so. I forgot to get some stuff for you, so here's the playing cards they had on the plane.

Left home at 18 never went back.

#17 - On 02/19/2009 at 1:53am by ladylight

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Its not like you both need one each to play... Maybe it was for the both of you?

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:49pm by LIVE

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