Geek: Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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Same thing different taste

By mizzy - 19/11/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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You deserved it 8 766

By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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By why me - 29/06/2016 04:41 - United States - Milford

Today, I bought a brand new Wii U. My cat must have thought the wires looked tasty because he chewed through each of them, which will now cost me another $100. FML

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By ktin - 19/08/2010 12:02 - Australia

Today, I got wii fit, wii Mario kart and wii Mario galaxy for my birthday, I don't have a wii. FML

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By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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By supergirl7 - 27/07/2011 22:21 - United States

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

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By Gameless Guy - 24/12/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I learned just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii. I also learned that those things are put together with special screws. FML

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Sindy_fml 4

Friday 20 August 2010 14:08

wow, your life must be boring.

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

.... How did this pass?

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ufail 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 11:51

ufail

WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:20

.... How did this pass?

ccftw 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 5:56

exactly

znea115bf 0

Friday 13 August 2010 5:40

my fml that didn't go through was better than this!!!

kaprookie 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 7:35

I've read an FML about a girls mum that died on the way to her birthday party and this shit goes through what the **** is wrong with this site now?

morganhchs 5

Wednesday 23 March 2011 1:31

I know right. I have posted way better fmls that didn't past. I had golden fmls that didn't pass but this got through. idk how this could happen. fml.

diskincluded 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 7:54

I think the sad part is he didn't modify the remote to actually do it :P

THEGUY_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:58

FAVORITED

knitbitch 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:53

#3 stole the words right out of my mouth.

xania_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:00

ha?

meggbabee27x 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:17

FAILLLLLLLLLLLLL

shay_wat 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 2:11

ive done that!! over my friends house lolol she was on the floor crackin up i was like wwhhaatt....? ohh...FML haaha

drlinap 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:56

Happens to the best of us

S600 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:40

This is funny

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