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Today, I woke up at a strangers house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5725) - you deserved it (41637)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:08pm - misc - by jagerbombs (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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listerine is just more alcohol going inside of you anyway. way to go, champ.

#1 - On 12/30/2009 at 5:27pm by thegr8dane

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Maybe time for AA?

#6 - On 12/30/2009 at 5:33pm by Stumblebum30

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