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Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)

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You deserved that. You say your backyard is secluded, but there's a gate that people on the other side can easily see through? Wake up lady!

#7 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:58pm by mikeyellenlee

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If you don't want people seeing your boobs, don't tan topless if it's possible for people to peek or visitors to see you from the gate.

Just some advice.

#8 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:10pm by Seegtease

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