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Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21179) - you deserved it (8794)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:06am - misc - by creepyguy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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It's because you put your rape face on.

#5 - On 12/26/2009 at 10:21am by littlexlion

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Haha who calls security for receiving seedy looks? Maybe it's better that it didn't go anywhere... she sounds slightly crazy. Like the sort of person who would overreact over every little detail, like obsessing over the 1ms time delay in you saying "no, of course those pants don't make you look fat!"

It's all for the best....

#11 - On 12/26/2009 at 10:52am by fireandice27

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