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yesterday mah mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all mah Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31360) - you deserved it (2190)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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Unwrap all her Christmas presents and throw them at her face.

#2 - On 12/25/2009 at 2:05pm by Entheatus

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Calling your mom a ho? lol

#17 - On 12/25/2009 at 3:41pm by DynamicDave

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