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Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8702) - you deserved it (81047)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm - misc - by flattire (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Not everyone are pigs. Lesson learned.

#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 3:55am by Templemind47

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Uh...yeah, YDI. :/ Don't always assume the worst, the cliche "makes an ass of u and me" exists for a reason.

#5 - On 03/30/2009 at 4:10am by McLaughlane

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