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Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I hate inconsiderate drivers like you. Next time don't be a douche and pull the hell over. This is not a FML, this is a F their L for having to share the road with you.

#7 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:14am by idrow

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that's your fault. you should never do that anyways.

#3 - On 12/23/2009 at 10:05am by kelkat09

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