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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
Ask for a spoon anyway, if it's a big deal. Otherwise, just be amused. People take things too seriously sometimes.
Wow, I can't believe how cocky they are!
That's pretty epic of them to be that ballsy.
I can't believe you didn't go off half-cocked!
How far did you manage to get it?
I'm utterly dick at making these kinds of jokes.
Were there at least nuts on it?
I've got tons more, I could probably go on for a while, but I think I'll stop.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015