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Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML


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On 12/21/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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What are you doing waxing your feet?! Get the ring to Mordor and destroy it!

#1 - On 12/22/2009 at 3:13am by alexandraa

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I HATE people like that! Immature bastards, the lot of them. This is why i prefer doing personal hair-care at home. I risk not doing it right, but at least I'll keep everyone from looking at me and laughing at me because that's how my hair NATURALLY grows!

FYL indeed, OP.

#2 - On 12/22/2009 at 3:14am by Luckster

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