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Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML
i woleheartedly enjoyed how english that fml was!
Why would you even think that? Yes, pieces of glass flying onto you and cutting your face TOTALLY does not hurt.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016