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Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36358) - you deserved it (2892)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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._. boy do you know how to pick them.

#3 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:20am by Rebecca1993

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She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

#10 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:48am by xCrackerx

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