Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

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  • Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.

    #3 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:24pm by pb

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  • This is gross, but pretty amusing.

    #1 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:23pm by jennaleigh

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