Today, I went to Walgreen's for a tub of Vaseline. The old guy at the counter looked at me, winked, and said, "Not having too much luck with the ladies, eh?" He was right. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
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Obviousy he hasn't either because he knows exactly what to do with that.
#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:24pm by pb
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This is gross, but pretty amusing.
#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:23pm by jennaleigh
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