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Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho

#1 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:16pm by napoleandynamite

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Way to go, champ.

Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)

#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:17pm by andelizastrin

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