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Today, I was watching the show "Sixteen and Pregnant". I started bawling when the girl's dirtbag boyfriend proposed to her with a $20 ring he bought from Walmart because I was so lonely and was jealous of her "romantic relationship". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25131) - you deserved it (11089)

On 12/15/2009 at 10:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Wasn't this posted by a dude? Your effin broke man, go get yourself a job, some friends and a girl. Then stop sitting around the house watching that brain rot.

#4 - On 12/16/2009 at 3:28am by CallMeHush

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Regardless of your genitalia, I regret to inform you that you are a girl.

#17 - On 12/16/2009 at 6:38am by mopho

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