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Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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That's why you don't open your damn phone during class. It's disrespectful to the professor.

By the way, now the whole Internet knows you have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11.

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 2:02pm by Drk

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Oh, who cares. It's just a doctors appointment. That's like getting embarrassed because someone saw a tampon in your purse. Whoops, you're female!

#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 2:04pm by firstworldissues

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