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Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13239) - you deserved it (30811)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You can just dry it off in the sun... don't use it for about a week so that it dries thoroughly, then it should work just fine. I really don't understand what all the fuss is about.

#5 - On 12/14/2009 at 6:35am by Masheleni

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Yeah, it should still work once it dries out (flash memory=no moving parts). Should be a lesson to your boyfriend, too—clean out your own damn pockets!

#11 - On 12/14/2009 at 6:46am by screamqueen

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