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Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7880) - you deserved it (32796)

On 12/12/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Icci (man) - United States (Texas)

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As my mom would say..."it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...or acts like a dumbass." FHL, no sympathy for you.

#15 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:55pm by itsme88

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That seems more like an FML for HER, not you.

#7 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:16pm by jbells26

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