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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML


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On 12/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Why would you talk about your relationship troubles with a little girl you babysit?

#9 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:22am by lettertjes

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Why do women , after becoming involved in a serious relationship decide that, since they've already "caught" a guy they don't need to put any more effort into looking good? What did you expect? For him to stay with you no matter what? I don't starve myself or spend hours getting ready for my boyfriend, but I do try to keep in shape and make myself presentable, at least when I hang out with him.

Your boyfriend fell in love with the person he met 2 years ago. That is the person he wants to be with.

Of course that physical attraction shouldn't be the only (or main) reason 2 people are together. However, keep in mind that it's impossible to be romantically involved with someone whose appearence you no longer like. He probably loves your personality, the way you think etc, but you can't expect him to stay by your side if he no longer finds you at least a bit appealing.

#6 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:49am by shalizzz

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