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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28017) - you deserved it (7939)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Why would you talk about your relationship troubles with a little girl you babysit?

#9 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:22am by lettertjes

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maintaining a healthy weight has other benefits besides attracting the opposite sex..

#3 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:42am by MrMaD

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