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Today, is my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring it to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25136) - you deserved it (2323)

On 12/11/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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you're friends are douche bags obviously. anyone who would make you pay for your own birthday dinner are incredibily rude!

#2 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:05pm by ehsvballchk22

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I hope you forward them the bill that was a real dick move.

#1 - On 12/11/2009 at 2:04pm by Hermyoni

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