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Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

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HAHAHA!! that, my friend, is HYSTERICAL!!

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:48pm by drumhellermd

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By the way, flipflops with any colour socks, wouldn't that be rather strange and uncomfortable? Grandpa was probably better off without the socks.

#16 - On 12/10/2009 at 8:14pm by xxmollyxx

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