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Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML


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On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

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HAHAHA!! that, my friend, is HYSTERICAL!!

#4 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:48pm by drumhellermd

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one time this guy was at my house and he went to the restroom and i realized there was no toilet paper but he never said anything. Later i went inside and the tissues that were already in the trash then had poop on them. ppl are gross!!

#7 - On 12/10/2009 at 7:49pm by JassyJas

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