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Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by cookiecrust (woman) - Singapore

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I thought dogs could get sick eating chocolate?

#3 - On 12/07/2009 at 2:09pm by hk

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Uhmm.. people, she never said they were real "chocolate drops" or that her dog eats chocolate.. they just looked like chocolate drops.. wow

#12 - On 12/07/2009 at 2:28pm by wmugirl

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