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Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an inconsiderate selfish bitch. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 9:08pm - misc - by HassledAirfarer (woman) - United States (California)

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Wow, did you punch her in the head?

#2 - On 12/07/2009 at 3:37am by JessiGoose

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You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!

#6 - On 12/07/2009 at 3:43am by Luckster

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