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Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

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I like how the "apology" did more damage than what they're apologizing for.

#13 - On 12/06/2009 at 2:39pm by shadesofgrey

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what a kind person

#5 - On 12/06/2009 at 1:59pm by mrlucky4444

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