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Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25807) - you deserved it (15180)

On 12/05/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by Marcella_03 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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I pitied you untill I read you clicked "Like" on a facebook update with a theft. I feel a bit bad for the rest of your family but not for you. Should report em to the cops really.

#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:52pm by Gwyndion

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YDI because you liked it until you found out it was your tree. Meaning you agree with #5.

#6 - On 12/05/2009 at 2:06pm by NotEven

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