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Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25961) - you deserved it (2422)

On 12/05/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoutoutloud2him (woman) - United States (California)

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agreed, nothing you could have really done about this one.. FYL

#2 - On 12/05/2009 at 10:40am by pchands00

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I have to agree with the masses on this one. He was lending a hand, and an accident happened.

And besides, this is only one side of the story. For all we know, the guy could have offered to cut the string and you accepted, only he cut the string before you were ready. And you're making everything out to be his fault, because it was embarrassing.

Who knows?

#8 - On 12/05/2009 at 12:04pm by Vedder

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