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Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50723) - you deserved it (32374)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by enriquegay (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy

#7 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:05pm by jeffers

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is tht even possible?!?!

#1 - On 03/28/2009 at 6:01pm by xoxcocoxox

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