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Today, I found my pit bull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He had peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60 dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML


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On 12/04/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by dogless (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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So...put them in the washing machine? It's not like he destroyed some priceless original painting you had at your house or anything. He peed on some of your stuff; something that's completely and easily fixable. At least you got your dog back.

#4 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:33pm by _Athena_

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Please tell me where you are finding these 60 dollar winter coats.

#8 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:42pm by T_McGee

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