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Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 11:08am - misc - by urinanalysis (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Step one: Roll up your sleeves.
Step two: Pull down your pants.
Step three (optional): TEST TRICKLE
Step four: Put cup in appropriate place.
Step five: Pee.

I don't know what the hell kind of gymnastics you were pulling, OP.

#19 - On 12/03/2009 at 6:47pm by gambol

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OP, you have a coordination of a 2 year old.

#11 - On 12/03/2009 at 5:48pm by lostfaithinpppl

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