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Today..!! I got invited out by friends for coffee after I broke up with mah boyfriend!! When I told mah mom where I was going..!! she looked at me an said..!! ( But u don't have friends!! All yur friends are pixels!! Where are u really going? ) FML

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On 12/03/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by friendless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sounds like an older-generation joke. As in, you crazy kids, with your Facebook and your messaging; all your friends are just little pixelated icons you chat with on computers, not real live people you have coffee with, ha ha ha. A terrible joke, true, but probably not a personal attack on you. Or maybe she thought you didn't hang out with your friends much while obsessing about your boyfriend; that's pretty common.

#4 - On 12/03/2009 at 7:30am by HaveNoShame

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haha
well since "your friends are pixels" then maybe you shouldve shown her the messages proving you have friends
unless you were lying in which case, YOU FUCKING LIAR!!! GO TO HELL
:)

#1 - On 12/03/2009 at 6:39am by GR3453m0nk3y

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