Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

by helper / 12/01/2009 at 1:15am / Costa Rica (Heredia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Former lifeguard here:
    When you suspect someone is choking, you always identify yourself and ask if they need help first. If they need help, they will point at their throat and nod 'yes'. Grabbing someone from behind without warning may actually cause them to choke.


    #4 - On 12/01/2009 at 6:34am by artsavage13

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  • If she was really choking, you wouldn't hear anything.

    #1 - On 12/01/2009 at 6:30am by brfan1337

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