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Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Movie's like twilight have truly corrupted girls' ability to separate fiction from reality. In reality world, even a guy in love is probably not going to sit there staring at his girlfriend while she sleeps. And that's good, because it's kind of creepy.

#12 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:51am by AmeOwl

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That's one unexpected answer

#2 - On 11/30/2009 at 10:22am by Kingdutch

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