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Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Those inanimate objects are tricky indeed.

#7 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:43pm by nokillnobeepbeep

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That sucks. When I was in driving instruction I nearly nailed alot of the instructor's stuff. I think instructors purposely put you in those situations, but better their own stuff than other peoples.

#54 - On 12/01/2009 at 4:50pm by wh4t3v3R

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