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Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML


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On 11/28/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by MegGRRRz (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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This is when you bake a big cake and tell her you were only pretending to forget. You can recover!

#1 - On 11/28/2009 at 2:05pm by your_face

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Quick, you have a couple of hours to arrange a mini surprise party!!

#4 - On 11/28/2009 at 2:10pm by Starfire22

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