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Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17858) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/27/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by fml...really (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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this fml is full of shit.

#8 - On 11/27/2009 at 9:42am by Dubstep

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Contrary to popular opinion, being first does not make you instantly cool and awesome.

Looks like the geese launched a counter-attack.

#3 - On 11/27/2009 at 6:56am by Esnedon

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