Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

by fartlover / 11/27/2009 at 12:10am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

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  • At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

    #1 - On 11/27/2009 at 6:45am by lissn

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  • So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

    #8 - On 11/27/2009 at 7:18am by pattheaninal

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