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Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (6884)

On 11/26/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by anniecook (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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why does everybody and their fucking idiot mother use the words 'happy sacks' on this site. its maybe funny the first time they used it; you deserve everything bad that happens to you for referring to your balls and happy sacks.

#4 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:40am by shankzilla

See in context


#2 - On 11/27/2009 at 3:37am by blehmeh

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