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Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10836) - you deserved it (52101)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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You might want to check up on your boyfriend/husband too. Remember, if the smell of bacon doesn't get him to stir, then you've been screwing a mannequin.

#5 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10am by Ninjaface

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One of the few FML's nowadays where I actually laughed out loud.

Nice one!

#4 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10am by Maxine17

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