Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML
by IlikeGreenPlants / 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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You might want to check up on your boyfriend/husband too. Remember, if the smell of bacon doesn't get him to stir, then you've been screwing a mannequin.
#5 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10am by Ninjaface
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One of the few FML's nowadays where I actually laughed out loud.
#4 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10am by Maxine17
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