Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML

by bummer / 11/24/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

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  • who the fuck drives to the police station to report a theft? have you heard of a telephone?!?

    #17 - On 11/25/2009 at 9:06am by Phusion

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  • Fuck your neighborhood

    #6 - On 11/25/2009 at 5:48am by swartm34

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