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Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Spawn_of_Satan (woman) - Hong Kong

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wink back. see what happens.

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:34pm by shehzeenahmed

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Creepy as hell.

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:34pm by yayaOMG

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