Today, I was baking cookies and opened the oven door to check on them. Apparently, wearing a gold necklace means the wave of heat will burn your very fair skin. I now have a bright red ring of stars around my neck. FML

by Sam_Licker81 / 11/19/2009 at 11:41am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

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  • West coast redneck.

    The physics of this story is somewhat dubious if you are using a normal oven. Do not bake cookies in an iron smelter!

    #2 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:13pm by perdix

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  • First I thought "YDI"

    but then again

    I'd burn myself for some cookies
    So, FYL. :P

    #1 - On 11/19/2009 at 5:11pm by lissn

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