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Today, I was babysitting my nepew. He was watcing te episode were Spongebob smases is guitar wile playing. I walk into te kitcen to make im a snack, and I ear a loud cras... My nepew smasing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31098) - you deserved it (3981)

On 11/19/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by maxus - United States (New York)

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I vote you charge extra for babysitting.

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:51pm by akiranozaki

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sue sponge bob.
It is every patriotic American's duty to sue whoever they can, whenever they can, for whatever reason they can think of.

#6 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:04pm by batosai33

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