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Today, my dad came home from Vegas. Today, my college savings account is down by $64,000. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35658) - you deserved it (2442)

On 11/18/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by screwed - United States (New York)

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wow lawsuit??

or call the MIT guys and have them win it all back

and omg im first!!!!
who effing cares

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:05am by GR3453m0nk3y

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To the people screaming, "LAWSUIT!": How do you know that the money in the college fund was really from the OP's own work and dedication to get through college? My theory is that the dad had opened a savings account sometime ago and has been putting HIS money into the account over the years.

But really, OP. That sucks balls. Big, sweaty, hairy donkey balls. I'm sorry. Words can not express how sorry I am. Trying to pay for college on your own sucks really, really badly.

PS. Someone is pissing somewhere outside my bedroom window. It's distracting...

#15 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:00am by hot_mess88

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