Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

by oww / 11/15/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your wording is the funniest part
    i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed"
    "yanked while I was sleeping"

    #2 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:23pm by FederalAgent

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  • Well, you got to admit that it must have been funny to watch.

    #8 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:08pm by CallMeHush

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