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Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML


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On 12/30/2008 at 1:24am - misc - by mimimi - Sent from mobile version

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#2- Yes you can swim with a tampon in.
You're obviously a guy... You'd be surprised how often this happens!
:O Now you know whats in the pool!!!

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:36pm by xox

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u call your swim suit a costume?

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 1:40am by blah

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