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Today, I finished up my physics project. I had to make some thing out of toothpicks and glue that will keep an egg from breaking when dropped 20 feet. It took me 10 hours to make it, but only took my dad 10 seconds to step on it and break it. It's due tomorrow. FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Physics fail. - United States

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YDI for leaving it on the floor.

#1 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:35pm by bobtea

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"...And instead of redoing my project, I'm wasting time by posting my story on FMyLife. FML."

#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:39pm by Hell_Kaht

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