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Today, I asked my father for some help paying my college tuition. He told me he'd help me after I become more accredited than he is. My father has 2 PHDs. I'm studying to be an elementary school teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25882) - you deserved it (3164)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by Stupidteach (woman) - United States (California)

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Loans. It's what everyone else has to do.

#4 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:14pm by RyeBreadBoy

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any parent that is able to contribute at least a bit of money to their child's education but won't is an asshole. I hate people who whine because they had to pay for their own college and then go bitch about the students whose parents are helping with tuition. It doesn't mean they're spoiled, it just means that your parents are cheap douchebags.

#23 - On 11/11/2009 at 4:09pm by dailyprophet

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